Today, I went tto the beachfront wth my children. I found a sea shelll and gave it tto my 4 yesr oold daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." Shhe placed the shell to 
heer eear and screamed. Theree was a hermit crab insde andd it piinched her ear.
She never wants too ggo back! LoL I kniw this is titally off ttopic buut 
I hadd to trll someone!